Its the same old feeling of disgust. Lying on the bed, shivering even with a blanket on, loss of appetite, fever, weakness, life could not be any more pathetic. The saddest part being that this happens to me every other month. So what is Stomach/Intestine Infection? How does it occur? What are its preventive measure, its symptoms, its cure? Today I am going to enlighten everybody about this deadly trash of an illness.
Stage 1 : The Gourmet
It all starts with the "paapi pet". You are out malling, checking out the hot chicks, making fun of the 'porus' with those hot chicks when suddenly you come across a shop named DOMINOS. The unstoppable urge of diving into the cheese burst is alone enough to take you inside. And when you come out again after an hour, its like returning from heaven. There is nothing better than a double cheese burst dominos pizza. You come back home, miss dinner and sleep.
Stage 2 : Vomiting
The sleep is marred with nightmares. You have no idea what is going on. Suddenly you wake up and realize that it is the uneasy feeling in the stomach that is ruining your night. The condition deteriorates as you go deep into the night. Your misery ends when you are finally forced to go to the toilet to vomit. The first round of puking is hellish. Pain in the chest is intolerable. All you can say is "oo God, please no more!". But this is God's way of having a gala time.. You puke everything you ate the entire day. You start feeling good. The uneasy feeling goes away. You come back and lie down again. The worse is yet to come though. You start shivering. Fever sets in. The entire body is weak, crumbling.
The vicious circle goes on.....
It all starts with the "paapi pet". You are out malling, checking out the hot chicks, making fun of the 'porus' with those hot chicks when suddenly you come across a shop named DOMINOS. The unstoppable urge of diving into the cheese burst is alone enough to take you inside. And when you come out again after an hour, its like returning from heaven. There is nothing better than a double cheese burst dominos pizza. You come back home, miss dinner and sleep.
The sleep is marred with nightmares. You have no idea what is going on. Suddenly you wake up and realize that it is the uneasy feeling in the stomach that is ruining your night. The condition deteriorates as you go deep into the night. Your misery ends when you are finally forced to go to the toilet to vomit. The first round of puking is hellish. Pain in the chest is intolerable. All you can say is "oo God, please no more!". But this is God's way of having a gala time.. You puke everything you ate the entire day. You start feeling good. The uneasy feeling goes away. You come back and lie down again. The worse is yet to come though. You start shivering. Fever sets in. The entire body is weak, crumbling.
Stage 3 : ORS rehabilitation
You wake up the next day as shit. Your friends are mocking your eating habits, giving tips to get well alongside though. You ask your maid to make 'khichdee' for you, ask your friend to bring ORS packets for you, ask God to forgive you for your sins. The khichdee eating is ruthless, so is drinking ORS every 5 minutes. But that is what you can do.. Your friends go a step further. They order dominos pizza and sheepishly make jokes about you not able to eat. The consequence is that you end up eating 1 slice. Half an hour later, you are feeling good again. No more weakness, no more fever. The only question that comes to mind is "What Happened?"... The valid answer is Dominos... There is this famous proverb "loha lohe ko kaatta hai, zeher zeher ko marta hai". This means dominos hi dominos ko theek karta hai...The vicious circle goes on.....
i spent around 5 min reading this n i must say it ws worth it..... gr8 job sir... so whn shud i expect my slice of Dominos?? coz the vicious circle goes on... !!!
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this article I have decided that today we will not go to DOMINOS.Dooooost take rest I dont want GOD to punish u again for ur deeds........
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